Her long-sleeved, turtle-neck, pink latex minidress featured inflatable letters spelling out ‘Do It’ — a reference to the title of her single Dooo It! from her latest music project Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz.

And we’re pleased to say the dress was a fine piece of British creativity — the product of a collaboration between House of Harlot and fashion designer Henry Holland, the man behind House of Holland.

During the aftershow press room session for which she wore the outfit, Miley was snapped distributing avocados to journalists (above right). There were also rumours that she also passed some kind of funny cigarette around. Honestly, what’s she like?

And speaking of Harlot collaborations, we’ve just heard that the label is likely to be returning to the Netherlands for another Dominatrix fashion show in November.

Dominatrix promoter Reinier More is known to be a big fan of the brand, and says November’s expected line-up — Harlot plus Brigitte More, Inner Sanctum, Dayne Henderson, HW-Design and Japanese label Kurage — would be his “dream team”.

Our final piece of (slightly more left-field) House of Harlot news concerns the launch of owner Robin Archer’s second career — as a novelist.

The designer has just had his first book, A Flame In The Water, published on Amazon Kindle. It’s a post-apocalyptic ghost story, and — promises the author — only the first in a whole series featuring protagonist Bobby Wells.

“It’s a departure for me, says Robin, “though I have always dabbled with creative composition. But this is the real deal! And only Book One…